Luke.

Luke 1.

1.1-4. Introducing Jesus. Well, his gospels. Well, him too.

1.5-25. One heck of a birth announcement.

1.26-38. How Mary became Jesus’s mother.

1.39-56. Mary’s visit to Elizabeth.

1.57-80. The birth of John the baptist.

Luke 2.

2.1-7. Christ the Savior is born.

2.8-20. The sheep-herders’ vision of the angels.

2.21-40. The prophets who recognized Jesus.

2.41-52. Jesus of Nazareth, child prodigy.

Luke 3.

3.1-6. The ministry of John the baptist.

3.7-9. John the baptist’s message for the religious.

3.10-20. John the baptist’s message for everyone else.

3.21-22. The baptism of Jesus. And adoption. And anointing.

3.23-38. Jesus’s two genealogies.

Luke 4.

4.1-13. Jesus’s easy victory over the devil.

4.14-15. Preaching, relocating, gathering students.

4.16-30. Jesus visits his homeland.

4.31-32. Jesus doesn’t teach like scribes.

4.31-37. An unclean spirit in Jesus’s synagogue.

4.38-39. Curing Simon Peter’s mother-in-law.

4.40-41. Jesus cures the crowds.

4.42-44. Ready to take on the whole of the Galilee.

Luke 5.

5.1-11. Preaching, relocating, gathering students.

5.1-3. The Four Seeds story.

5.12-16. The man Jesus cured… then drove away.

5.17-26. Jesus forgives, then heals, a paraplegic.

5.27-32. Jesus calls Levi. Or Matthew. Whatever.

5.33-39. So why weren’t Jesus’s students fasting?

Luke 6.

6.1-5. Master of the Sabbath.

6.6-11. The person with the paralyzed hand.

6.12-16. The first 12 apostles.

6.17-19. The crowds who came to see Jesus.

6.20-26. Awesome and awful.

6.27-36. Perfect love—without conditions.

6.29-31. Karma: How we imagine the universe seeks justice.

6.31. The Golden Rule.

6.37-38. Don’t judge… by double standards.

6.39-40. Can’t see; pretty sure they can.

6.41-42. Don’t judge… by double standards.

6.43-45. Watch out for the fake prophets.

6.46. When Jesus says, “I don’t know you.”

6.47-49. The Sermon on the Mount.

Luke 7.

7.1-10. The centurion’s servant—and his surprising faith.

7.11-17. Jesus interrupts a funeral.

7.18-23. John the baptist checks in on Jesus.

7.24-30. What Jesus had to say about John the baptist.

Luke 8.

8.5-8. The Four Seeds story.

8.9-10. Parables: Because the kingdom’s secrets are only for us.

8.11-15. The Four Seeds story.

8.16. The world’s light.

8.18. Parables: Because the kingdom’s secrets are only for us.

8.19-21. Jesus’s family: No, he didn’t disown them.

8.22-25. Jesus stops the weather.

8.26-31. The legion of evil spirits.

8.32-39. Killing the pigs.

8.40-42. Jesus raises a dead girl. (Or was she only asleep?)

8.43-48. Curing a bleeder.

8.49-56. Jesus raises a dead girl. (Or was she only asleep?)

Luke 9.

9.1-2. The first 12 apostles.

9.1-5. Sending out the Twelve.

9.6. The Twelve and the miracles.

9.7-9. Antipas Herod and John the baptist.

9.10-11. Trying to get away from it all… and failing.

9.12-17. Jesus’s students feed thousands of people.

9.18-21. What do people think Jesus is?

9.21-22. That time Jesus called Simon Peter “Satan.”

9.23-27. Don’t be ashamed of Jesus.

9.57-62. Potential, fixable followers.

Luke 10.

10.2. Short-staffed for the big harvest.

10.23-24. Parables: Because the kingdom’s secrets are only for us.

Luke 11.

11.2. Sucking up to God.*

11.1-4. “Whenever you pray, pray this.”*

11.5-8. The effectual fervent prayer… of an obnoxious person.

11.9-13. Can we really ask God for anything?*

11.14-23. Exorcisms by Satan’s power? Hardly.

11.33. The world’s light.

11.37-41. Jesus critiques the Pharisees’ loopholes.

11.37-38. Jesus didn’t wash his hands before eating. Eww.

Luke 12.

12.1. The yeast of hypocrisy.

12.10. Blaspheming the Holy Spirit: The unforgiven sin.

12.22-32. Worrying has no place in God’s kingdom.

12.33-34. Treasures in heaven.

12.57-59. When our anger gets us into trouble.

Luke 13.

13.23-24. The narrow gate. Or door. Either way, tricky to get in.

13.23-27. When Jesus says, “I don’t know you.”

13.18-19. The Mustard Seed story.

13.20-21. The Yeast in Dough story.

13.34-35. The earth’s salt.

Luke 14.

14.1-6. Why can’t we cure people on sabbath?

14.7-11. The Humble Guest Story.

14.12-15. The Dinner Party for the Poor Story.

14.15-24. The Dinner Party Story.

Luke 15.

15.1-10. The Lost Sheep and Lost Coin Story.

Luke 16.

16.13. Worshiping Mammon instead of Jesus.

16.16-17. Jesus’s most misinterpreted teaching.

16.18. Getting hold of our lusts… before we end up in the trash.

Luke 18.

18.1-8. The effectual fervent prayer… of an obnoxious person.

Luke 19.

19.26. Parables: Because the kingdom’s secrets are only for us.

Luke 22.

22.39-46. Jesus prays at Gethsemane. • Nope, Jesus didn’t sweat blood.

22.47-48. Judas Iscariot sells Jesus out to the authorities.

22.49-54. Jesus’s arrest: His abuse begins.

22.54-62. Simon Peter pretends he doesn’t know Jesus.

22.63-65. Jesus getting abused by his guards.

22.66. Jesus accused with false testimonies.

22.67-71. Jesus testifies about (or against) himself. • Jesus sentenced to death by the Senate.

Luke 23.

23.1-4. Jesus confuses Pontius Pilatus.

23.4-12. Jesus confuses Antipas Herod.

23.11. Jesus given a robe and crowned with thorns.

23.26-31. The mourning of Jerusalem’s daughters.

23.36 Vinegar to drink.